January
5, 2007
Greetings workers of the world! As you know, I just re-send the best joke(s) I get from the emails I gather for the week. If this is your first time to receive this, welcome to a new and (hopefully) entertaining addiction! Welcome to the new year. As is our tradition, we present the most popular jokes of 2006 based on stats and subjective feedback. These were the jokes that had the most reactions and had the most number of hits. Don't forget to read the changes on the way we do things here in the Raoulisms section. TGIF
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Best TGIF Jokes of 2006 Third
most popular joke He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He
goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery So, the young monk
gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head
against the wall and wailing, Second most popular joke Hen Life sent by Naomi of Burbank, CA Tom does what he normally he always does --- kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling asleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe sitting next to him.. "What the heck are you doing in my bedroom? ... and who are you?" he asked. "This is
not your bedroom," the man replied, "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Tom. "I want you to send me back immediately." "It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a hen. The choice is your own." Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog would be too tiring, but a hen would probably have a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen," Tom replied. And in the next second, he found himself nicely feathered and in a chicken farm. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow. Then along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," he said. "How do you like being a hen?" "Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my butt is about to explode." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need to lay an egg." "How do I do that?" Tom asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can." Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Tom said. "That felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Doggone
it Tom! Wake up! You're messin' up the bed sheets again!"
The most popular joke of 2006 Rating: PG13 Hollywood Squares sent by Mike of New York If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak? Q. If you're going to make a parachute
jump, at least how high should you be? Q. True or False, a pea can last
as long as 5,000 years. Q. You've been having trouble going
to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? Q. According to Cosmopolitain,
if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive,
is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? Q. Which of your five senses tends
to diminish as you get older? Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more
than three words to say "I Love You"?
Q. As you grow older, do you tend
to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear
leather?
Q. Charley, you've just decided
to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? Q. In bowling, what's a perfect
score? Q. It is considered in bad taste
to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the
other? Q. During a tornado, are you safer
in the bedroom or in the closet? Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire
Girls? Q. When you pat a dog on its head
he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? Q. If you were pregnant for two
years, what would you give birth to? Q. According to Ann Landers, is
there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Q. It is the most abused and neglected
part of your body, what is it? Q. Back in the old days, when Great
Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer
period of time, your wife or your elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who
is responsible for its sex? Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed
that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least
two occasions. What are they? Q. According to Ann Landers, what
are two things you should never do in bed? |
Best TGIF Videos of 2006 Fourth
most popular video German
Coast Guard If you have a high bandwidth, click on the picture below.
Third
most popular video Turn up your volume and find the red dot. Find the right
dot and you will be rewarded with sound. Second
most popular video
Office Practical Joke sent by Dave of New York I'm so glad someone decided to capture this video. If this doesn't make your day, you need to get out of the office more. (click on picture) The
most popular video of 2006 Laughing
Babies Everybody loves a cute baby. More so if it has an infectious laughter. Now multiply that by 4 and what do you have? Laughing quintuplets --- our video for today!
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Feedback From Dette
- What a howler your TGIF Christmas edition was. I just loved the wit
and humor of the joke about gift wrapping and the wise 3 men. Har,har,har. * * * From Linda - A Blessed New Year to you and your family. And thanks for sharing all the wonderful jokes. Mabuhay! * * * From Dading
- we are grateful indeed for the tgif. it is guaranteed, i have found
out, to bring a smile, a chuckle or a loud guffaw no matter the weather
or the time of day it is opened. the drawings are just priceless. thanks
raoul for this gift you give us every single friday. may you and your
family continue in good health. happy new year. * * * From Philip - I do enjoy seeing your newsletters. Happy New Year! * * * From Debbie - Thank you Raoul for a great group of TGIF's for 2006. I really liked the Gift Wrapping. The tradition was probably started by a MAN! Happy New Year! * * * From Alan -
The leaf blower thing is funny. Years ago we bought a heavily wooded piece
of land to build on. I told Linda that I would get her a chain saw for
Christmas. She gave me the usual "Yah, yah". I kept telling
her and everyone else the she was getting the saw for Christmas. I bought
the saw and also a fur coat she loved at a local furrier's shop. * * * From Kathleen - Raoul .. .great work with TGIF! It's an accomplishment to get it out week after week! Here's to a great 2007! * * * From Pegi -
what a wonderful delight to laugh out loud! : ) thank you for a much needed
moment! ; ) * * * From Mike -
How was Christmas? One year a kid about 13 from the upper west side, guess what he wanted? If he could ask Santa for anything in the world .... All he wanted was - soap towels and toilet paper. Merry Christmas To You And Your Family ADVERTISEMENT
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